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"See lause ei ole tõene"
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See fraas on kõige lõpus, kuid algul tasuks ka kõik eelnev läbi lugeda, siis tundub see naljakas!

Some Thoughts on Judgment
Question 1:
A woman is pregnant and already has 8 children;
3 are blind; 2 are deaf; and she has syphilis. Would
you recommend that she have an abortion?

Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and your
vote counts. Here are the facts about the three
leading candidates:

Candidate "A":
1. Associates with crooked politicians
2. Consults with astrologists
3. Has had two mistresses
4. Chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day

Candidate "B":
1. Was kicked out of office twice
2. Sleeps until noon
3. Used opium in college
4. Drinks a quart of whisky every evening

Candidate "C":
1. He is a decorated war hero
2. He's a vegetarian
3. Doesn't smoke
4. Drinks an occasional beer
5. Hasn't had any extramarital affairs

Which of these candidates would be your choice?


Candidate "A" is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate "B" is Winston Churchill
Candidate "C" is Adolph Hitler

Oh, by the way, the answer to the abortion question
If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think
before judging someone.


"Remember amateurs built the ark."

"Professionals built the Titanic."

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