Nakkavad fraasid

[lexo]

Tere!
Olles seda foorumit juba mõni aeg jälginud, panin tähele, et siin on väga palju toredaid teemasid nagu a la "postita inglipilte", "postita ilusaid pilte" või "postita koomikseid" jne. Minu arust on väga tore taolisi asju omavahel jagada, seega mõtlesin, et teeks veel ühe seda laadi teema.

Võiks postitada erinevaid mõtteterasid, slogan-eid, vanasõnu, tsitaate ja muid huvitavaid, naljakaid sügavmõttelisi lauseid/lühijutte. Näiteks:

"Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of life?' or
'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever say 'Socrates
hemlock is poison.'???????"
- Socrates right before his death

"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity!"
- Unknown internet source
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Suur tänu minule kõigi poolt!

[acousmatique]

[Random]

oleks see siis kasvõi animega seotud, aga ei, see on ju puhas spämm.

Lahedate tsitaatie ja kirjanduse jaoks on muud foorumid, baka.ee on eelkõige ikkagi animefoorum.
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[Vabarnamees]

See on siin "üldine", tänan väga. Teema jääb. RH, tead, mida teha.
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Vabarnamees: nagu lendav tigu * ~animeloend~

[zero]

Mina algul seda teemat nähes, kui veel 0 postitust oli, mõtlesin, et tegu on järjekordse robotiga. Lexo & The Catchy Phrases.
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Jäi kui rott lõksi vahele.

[mimmu]

KUSAGIL STUKTUURIDES PEITUB KALLUTATUD JÕUD!
~mingi Eesti poliitik, vb Savisaar.
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Onu Vanja kurvad püksid

[Ummi]

[SSJ_Silver]

Ok, see on hea teema
"Better to glimpse the sky and perish, than to live without ever beholding a day" - võetud lühijutust "The Outsider", mis on H.P Lovecraft'i raamatus nimega "Call of Cthulhu and Other Weird Stories"

"Elada saab kahel viisil.
Kas nii, nagu poleks imesid olemas.
Või nii, nagu oleks kõik ime." - Alber Einstein

"Miski pole väärtuslikum kui praegune hetk"
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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"White clouds rush under us, cold winds brush against our cheeks, together up here in these blue skies we can fly as high, and as far as our hearts will take us."

[Hull]

Kõik teed viivad jooma! - Tundmatu Parmott
Kas juua või mitte juua? - Pole küsimust! Äkki eelmise Tundmatu Parmoti oma?
Joomise ilu peitub selles, et sa jääd lõpuks täis! - Minu enda öeldud fraas mida ma kasutan väga tihti.
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Don´t call me Mister! I work for living.

[Will]

Kunagi kribasin FLCL'st tarkusi maha:

"To be a boy is to be a fool.
And being a fool is pure bliss."

"Your weapon is fire. A match, a lighter, a Molotov Cocktail, a bomb, a cigarette
... Whatever you can get your hands on ..."

"The World is such an ugly place.
A mother locked her son inside a Cuban hotel.
And then she released an army of butterflies into the room"

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Süütu fakt I My Me!'st

"Wierdo's always come out when it starts to get warm"

[Robin, komadori]

If you die I will kill you ~Zorro, One Piece
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Kui sa siia vajutad siis sa oled lahe
See pole vampiiri mäng..See on DS-play..Vajuta
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[himiko]

divide et impera-jaga ja valitse
per aspera ad astro-läbi raskuste tähtede poole
gogito ergo sum-mõtlen,järelikult olen

Need,kes teavad,ei tea midagi,kui neis puudub armastuse jõud,sest tõeline tark pole mitte see,kes näeb,vaid see,kes kõige kaugemale nähes armastab sügavaimalt.Näha ilma armatuseta tähendab vaadata pimedusse.
Maurice Maeterlinck

Elujanu sünnitab ennekuulmatu visaduse-inimene võib saada võitu vangipõlvest,näljast,keha vigadest,surmast,kanda raskust,mis ületab tema jõu.Kui aga puudub elujanu,siis on kõik-inimesest jääb järele üksnes kotitäis konte.

mul oli keskkooli viimases klassis filosoofia

[jackwood]

Life's a bitch and then you die.

Muidugi hea on ka see "Kusagil struktuurides on kallutatud joud", mida saab kuulat ärapanijate esitluses siit. http://www.nali.ee/291
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[Monkey D. Ruffy]

"Sometimes the best gift is the gift of never seeing you again." Dr. House
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Never give up your dreams.

[chi]

· He who laughs last thinks slowest.

· Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

· A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

· On the other hand you have different fingers.

· Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.

· I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

· When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

· Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

· Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.

· I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

· He's not dead... he's electroencephalographically challenged.

· You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

· I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

· Honk if you love peace and quiet.

· Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

· Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

· It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

· The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

· It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

· You can't have everything....where would you put it?

· Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

· The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

· A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

· It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

· I wished the buck stopped here as I could use a few.

· I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

· Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Useful Insults
1. He's as sharp as a beach ball.
2. Stupidity doesn't count as a handicap, park elsewhere.
3. I would engage in a battle of wits with you, but I refuse to duel with an unarmed person.
4. The proctologist called!...they found your head!
5. His elevator won't go to the top.
6. She's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
7. People would follow him, but only out of morbid curiosity.
8. Some people are going to leave a mark on this world, you might leave a stain.
9. If ignorance is bliss you must be orgasmic!
11. You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance.
12. Just because your head is pointed, that doesn't mean you're sharp.
13. May your life be like toilet paper--long and useful.
14. If my dog looked as ugly as you, I'd shave its butt and teach him to walk around backwards!
15. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, you're abusing the privilege.
16. All foam, no beer.
17. If you gave him a penny for his thoughts you'd get change.
18. The wheel is turning but the hampster is dead
19. People like you should not be allowed to breed.

Some Greeting Cards You'll Never See
Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment with some of these sayings:

"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind."

"I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you."

"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the heck was I thinking?"

"If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister."

"As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy..."

"Thanks for being a part of my life! I never new what evil was before this!"

"Money is tight, times are hard, here's your @#$/& Christmas card!!!"

"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, I would like you to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."

"Sorry things didn't work out, but I can't handle guys with breasts that are bigger than mine."

"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise."

"The holidays are a great time to be with family. Of course, your family won't be with you, since I'm taking the kids and moving in with my sister, you cheating bastard!"

[hjarg]

[Karst]

Suur aitäh minule, kõigi poolt!
-närvis neiu Mari-Leen Kaselaan.

Ka mina mõtlesin alguses, et lexo on robot. Aga jah, Random. See on üldine, siia võib postitada teemasid, kuigi oleks paremm kui spämmida võimalikult vähem.

Ja ma ka üritan vähem spämmida. Nii, et ärge tulge kohe sõimama, et mina olen põhiline spämmi allikas. Kuigi seda ma olen, aga ma vähemalt üritan mitte olla.
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[dipsy]

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

kui kuressaaarest koju jõuan siis postitan siia veel hunniku häid
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[Robin, komadori]

"Tell me your name so I can write santa what I want"
"If you love someone, put his/her name in a ring, not a heart.Since Heart can break but circle can't"
"The world is a bitch and you're the pimp of it"
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Kui sa siia vajutad siis sa oled lahe
See pole vampiiri mäng..See on DS-play..Vajuta
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924

[douji]

minu personaalne tagline: always late, but worth the wait
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